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| 20.01.10 |
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Photos are public; most everything else is not. Leave a comment to be added.
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| 20.07.09 |
Monday |
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| 01:53 pm
- The Ugly Girl.
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Everyone knows the ugly girl - although you may be forgiven for not recognizing her at first. From a block away you are aware of her trim figure, confident strut and designer rags. She moves with a purpose not afforded women who take their looks for granted. She bathes in the glances, gawks and double takes knowing her fifteen minutes will not last.
And yet even then you may not recognize her. Not until your eyes meet and you witness that glint of resentment. At that point you know her. You remember her. Perhaps it was middle school, or before. The thick glasses, the braces. The baby fat ten years past baby. She awkwardly holds books to her chest while you and your friends walk past her, unaware.
Of course, it was you. Or someone cut from the same arrogant chauvinism as you. Someone with the same interlocking anatomy who only noticed her once she had bloomed.
Once ugly, always ugly. She may marry the prince, but she'll never forgive him.
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| 06.06.09 |
Saturday |
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| 11:30 am
- Katie's 28th Birthday Party
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I suspect most of you are on my 1928 party invite list, but for you Facebook haters: we're throwing a birthday party for Katie on Sunday, June 21st, 1959 at 5:00PM. (Yes, that's a subtle hint at a theme). It's a potluck so you should come prepared with sides to share or meats for the grill. Katie also just bought some new patio furniture which we should have in by then; since everyone tends to lounge on the patio during summer parties anyway, we figured we'd at least make it comfortable.
Also, this is a heads up that you should block off the evening of Friday, September 11th, 2009 on your calendar as you're committed to coming to my as-of-yet-unannounced-but-hardly-difficult-to-guess-the-theme-of party, which will last well into Saturday. I don't like to hype my own parties but seriously, this is the event we've all been waiting nearly a decade for.
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| 30.05.09 |
Saturday |
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| 06:52 pm
- Strawberries will never taste so good
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"When our food and clothing and housing all are born in the complication of mass production, mass method is bound to get into our thinking and to eliminate all other thinking. In our time mass or collective production has entered our economics, our politics, and even our religion, so that some nations have substituted the idea collective for the idea God... There are no good collaborations, whether in music, in art, in poetry, in mathematics, in philosophy. Once the miracle of creation has taken place, the group can build and extend it, but the group never invents anything. The preciousness lies in the lonely mind of a man." - John Steinbeck, from East of Eden.
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| 15.04.09 |
Wednesday |
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[+24 | Slideshow]
I was kicking myself when we decided to go to the Atlanta Zoo and I realized I'd left my 100mm lens at home. Not that I have any real interest in nature photography but there are some shots that are simply obligatory. Of course, I'm even more disappointed that I didn't even bring my camera to the Atlanta Aquarium, which was really awesome - although it's not like I would have taken any photos that haven't already been taken a thousand times before.
Overall the Atlanta Zoo isn't really that great. I much prefer the Woodland Park Zoo here in Seattle if only because the habitats feel much more natural. The big attraction at the Atlanta Zoo is the baby panda which was cute - although Katie and I got more out of the reptile exhibit which included tons of baby turtles.
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| 14.04.09 |
Tuesday |
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| 08:51 am
- Friday Night Social
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| 12.04.09 |
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Like half the photos on my camera were from that week in December when it snowed and everyone decided it would be better to hang out with friends than go to work. Everyday should be snow day. Unfortunately, most of the photos fall under the "had to of been there" category but I managed to salvage a few.
I think this is the only picture I have of the outside of my house. Everything looks so pretty in the snow!
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| 11.04.09 |
Saturday |
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I totally forgot that I owned a camera. I have photos going back to like December! These two were taken in January after Katie and I finished hanging my peacock screen. It may not look like much but it took us a couple hours to get it mounted and level, so were were pretty proud. I think it fills out the room nicely. Now we just need to get a new bedspread and rug. (The sheepskin rug was actually intended for this room but we put it in the library until we find a cowskin rug for that room).
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| 07.04.09 |
Tuesday |
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| 10:35 pm
- I want this poster.
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| 23.03.09 |
Monday |
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I'm so eager for adventure that I never really think about where I'm going (or why) until I'm there. If you called me up and told me you had an extra ticket for a trip tomorrow I'd agree to go even before knowing the destination. And its for that exact reason that I now find myself in the middle of Georgia. (Sweet home Georgia not Russia Georgia).
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| 01.02.09 |
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"There's an American TV show in which the president of the US is black. People say, 'Oh look, that's OK, there's a black president on TV.' That's completely humiliating because that's not how it is. There's no black president. Political correctness kills discussion." - Lars von Trier.
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| 15.01.09 |
Thursday |
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| 10:14 am
- Self-Righteousness
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Have I mentioned how much I adore Roger Ebert lately? "Art-directed in gloomy House of Tudor colors, "The Other Boleyn Girl" offers high-toned pulp for those who like to imagine themselves superior to ranch-colonial Desperate Housewives, and who don't like to feel so guilty about the pleasure they get from vicarious lust and treachery. Movies like this are designed to let the art-house crowd revel in marginally educative vulgarity without getting their sensibilities dirty."
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| 17.12.08 |
Wednesday |
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| 01:53 pm
- Home Alone 4, part 2.
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There's no food in the house, so I'm drinking beer.
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| 15.11.08 |
Saturday |
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| 02:08 pm
- John's Birthday Party
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uncelestial had a pretty epic birthday party at his new home last night. The best addition (which I'm totally going to gank for my next theme party) was a greenscreen photobooth with 20+ backgrounds. Of course, the 9/11 background was the most popular - you just can't go wrong with exploding planes.
I was in a quiet mood last night and took quite a few photos, although my camera managed to make the rounds so I'm looking forward to what debauchery found its way onto my memory card. Of course, I still haven't posted photos from my halloween party yet so we'll see if I ever get around to going through them.
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| 28.10.08 |
Tuesday |
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| 05:08 pm
- Pumpkin Carving Party
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| 02:02 pm
- Hot young co-eds!
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Katie and I are hosting a fundraiser for the University of Washington Department of Applied Mathematics on November 15th. We're getting donations of kegs from local microbreweries (TDB; details expected on Friday). All proceeds will be used to fund at least one research position over the summer. We have no idea what the field of study for this student will be, however many applied mathemeticians go on to build weapons for the military; obviously, blowing up people in the name of science is a good cause that we can all get behind.
The cover will be $15 ($10 with student ID); for this price, you get an endless supply of alcohol (the department has done mathemetical modeling of alcohol consumption and feels confident they can honor this commitment). The party will likely start around 7:00pm and will be located at our house (1928 10th Ave. E.). Since this is a fundraiser, we're allowing anyone in who meets the cover charge - although if they're ugly we'll likely quarantine them in the basement (sorry, I have standards to maintain).
I'll be posting an invite to Facebook on Monday, once the details have all been confirmed. For now this is a heads-up.
Note: If you can't attend but would like to support the nuking-of-innocent-civis, you can also fund the Applied Mathematics Half Marathon Team, who will be running (half of) the Seattle Marathon on November 30th. Their goal is to raise $20,000 by then! [Donation Form] (PDF).
ATTN: goldfischegirl: You'll be excited to know that the Applied Math faculty will be showing up - drunk professors, what could go wrong?
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| 23.10.08 |
Thursday |
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| 12:57 pm
- Iris and Cooper
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| 12:32 pm
- Willow's Costume Party
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A few weeks ago, while honoring the Woman Out Of Town (woot) Protocol, goldfischegirl, mrsimul and I crashed my friend Willow's party hell-and-gone somewhere in South Seattle (original post). Anyway, I uploaded the photos a while back but never got a chance to cross-post them here. Many of the pictures from the set were taken by Ashley as we were sharing camera duty that night. It ended up being a pretty wild party and there are some fun photos in the set.
Ashley took this one, although you'd never know. Our styles have seemed to merge over the last few years.
This was my costume for part of the night. I also ended up as an injun at some point, a cowboy at another and a farmer (?) at yet another. These photos were obviously taken by Ashley.
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uncelestial: i know i've taken out pumpkin guts.
uncelestial: that's like getting to second base with a pumpkin
uncelestial: i can't remember if i've gone all the way.
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| 22.10.08 |
Wednesday |
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| 01:57 pm
- Political Quiz.
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Let's talk about the real issues.
( Super-long political poll )
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| 20.10.08 |
Monday |
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| 01:27 pm
- Castrated Men and Uptight Women.
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The other day, herbaliser pointed me to a post on the Stranger’s Slog by Dan Savage regarding “nice guys” and their fear of being (seen as) pigs, centering around a letter from a 28-year-old virgin (!!).
This, as many of you know, is one of my pet topics. I can’t stand nice guys. And, to be clear, I’m not talking about people who are genuinely nice; I’m talking about people who need to be perceived as nice. Men who, due to shyness, insecurity, or some misplaced ideology (think: masculine guilt) cower behind safe opinions, don’t stand-up for themselves and go out of their way to behave how they think people want them to behave. Spineless men who, inevitably, descend to either self-righteousness judgment, a victim mentality or both. These are the scumbags who think pretending to be a girl’s friend gives them some sort of priority ranking in her dating life – and then get mopey when she dates a “bad boy” (who is really just someone who is confident, assertive and willing to make the first move). If you’re reading this and it sounds at all familiar: grow a dick. Seriously.Discuss.
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| 19.10.08 |
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As has been the trend lately, I was more interested in socializing than taking photographs and so I only have a handful of pictures from the party. Fortunately, popcultureicon was in attendance with his Canon 450D. The lighting was dim so I loaned him my flash and, despite never working with an attached unit, he took an exceptional set that really captures the mood of the party. Every few years it seems the Official Event Photographer role passes to a new person; originally it was goldfischegirl, then the baton was passed on deceitfully taken by me, and now Christopher's assumed responsibility. (This, I fear, means I my camera will get invited to less parties).
meowlet with a World War II era newspaper (she brought a bunch of neat relics from the 40s).
Katie also really likes suxdonut's photo of the cake. Another shot of my costume, also by popcultureicon.
suxdonut and clay88.
[+61 | Slideshow] [Additional sets by: Ashley, Ang, and Tatiana]
The 1943 USO Ball has been my favorite party at the new house, if not the best party I've ever thrown. The theme was very successful; I think it was planned long-enough in advance and offered enough quickly-assembled costume ideas that it was easy for people to come in character. Katie also did a great job compiling the background music, which helped maintain the mood. A fairly decent sized crowed showed up (I'd estimate 50 people?); probably less than the last party, but it was a diverse group of friends which kept things interesting without getting out-of-hand. Quite a few people showed up who I haven't seen in a long-time, including meowlet and seennotheard (who made a fantastic Rosie the Riveter); this made me happy. (Of course, others were missed, such as sidspencer, my father and practically all of Katie's friends who are, apparently, terrified of my parties).
( Open Mic ). ( Partying at 1928 ). ( Laural's Death Fall ). ( The After Party ). ( Military Chic ).
Anyway, thanks to all of the people who showed up and made it such a memorable birthday! I hope everyone else had as good of a time as I did.
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| 24.09.08 |
Wednesday |
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I've been together with sarevilo for over three years now. Historically, I tend to get bored quickly, with most relationships ending before the one-year mark.
I've put together a slideshow of my favorite photos of Katie from this time.
( Highlights from 2005-2008 )
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| 10.09.08 |
Wednesday |
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| 05:02 pm
- Matt and Melissa's Wedding
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Matt's wedding turned out fantastic. The bathhouse at Golden Gardens was the perfect location for the event, and worked quite well for the photography as well. For Katie and I it was a nice balance between work and fun. It's also the first wedding we've ever shot where some family member didn't get on our case for drinking the alcohol or eating the food (inevitably someone treats us as the hired help, not realizing we're also on the guest list).
Our new equipment is proving its worth; I think the wedding shots turned out nice. I really love my 40D and Katie's 1D has proven useful due to the 1.3x crop and extremely fast 15fps. We rented the 85mm f/1.2 as usual as well as the 15mm fisheye. The latter was nice to have, although we only used a handful of the shots since they look a bit gimmicky in bulk. Still, between the lens optics and the wide angle it was a lot of fun to use. We'll probably buy both lenses eventually, although Katie would rather get the 14mm rectilinear - it's hard to justify buying two $2,000 lenses, though.
I still believe, at some level, that you're only as good as your worst photo - and by that yardstick I have a long, long way to go. But looking at the top 10% of my photos I'm pretty happy with this set.
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| 03.09.08 |
Wednesday |
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| 07:19 pm
- Sexual Subtext of Politics
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Last week, herbaliser sent me a link from the Stranger talking about how McCain's offensive, fundamentally, "seeks to translate Obama's hard-won political currency into the primal terms of unbridled, white-female lust for black cock". This concept, of course, is not new - the book Gender and Law blames a similar fear on the introduction of gender-specific law in the United States (actually a fascinating argument, but tangential to this post). And, of course, as a white male I share this fear of disempowerment by way of the great obsidian obelisk [contemplate].
But, really: shame on the Republicans for resorting to such base bigotry in their political campaigns.
This is old news, though. No one cares about Obama's cock anymore. Our minds are far too occupied with what Sarah Palin might be like in bed. In fact, since McCain's announcement of his running mate, the few remarks I've heard about Sarah Palin's politics have been completely eclipsed by the impressive amount of content pertaining to the attractiveness of her and her family. Every feminist fear of what Clinton's campaign would inevitably deteriorate into has been realized in response to the Palin's nomination.
The fascinating part is that this hasn't spawned from the mouths of right-wing radicals like Rush Limbaugh, but from my own circle of left-liberal friends. But, of course, Sarah Palin gave up her right to being evaluated independent of her gender as soon as she chose to support the rights of unborn babies. In fact, since the pro-life movement is an overt attempt of the patriarchy to keep women in a subservient position, can Sarah Palin really even qualify as a female?
But, of course, none of this really matters anyway - why bother evaluating her politics when we know she slept her way to the top anyway?
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| 30.08.08 |
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I never go outside barefoot. But today was different. Today, Katie was replacing light bulbs! This was too exciting to pass up, so I rushed outside, down the stairs, across the driveway, around the car and sat next to wisteria vines for a front-row seat of the action.
"Watch out for the glass", warns Katie.
Looking back over the driveway, I realize I stepped right through a hundred or so shards of broken glass. As well as two nails. And a push pin. Apparently refugees from a box Katie recently tried moving from her car.
On the way back I took the old light bulbs and installed them in the branches of a tree.
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| 17.08.08 |
Sunday |
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After our plans for Eastern Europe got postponed we were anxious to get home. Due to the airline strike, however, we had an extra week in Europe. We decided to drive north east from Munich in the general direction of Frankfurt, with the intention of cutting back down through eastern France and then back to Munich via Switzerland and up through the Black Forest. That proved ambitious.
In actually, we spent half the time on the so-called "Romantic Road" which hop-scotches through a series of medieval villages. Some are simply towns that date back to the middle ages. Others are tourist attractions that are so polished and popular that they feel like you just stepped into Fantasyland in Anaheim. Still others are now modern cities that happen to have an ancient core. While in Rothenberg, we stopped by the Crime Museum, which included a fascinating history of criminal law including torture devices, shame masks and even a chastity belt.
After that, we headed up past Frankfurt to Koblenz and then south along the German Rhine. This fifty-mile stretch of the river is amongst Germany's most dense in terms of castles. Many are ruined or inaccessible, although still lording over the Rhine and its villages. Others have been restored to mimic their original state. Quite a few were "rediscovered" in the nineteenth century (new by European standards) and remodeled to that periods aesthetic.
This set is chock-full of landscape photos that would probably look good in a larger format, but lose definition at web resolutions. It also contains a handful of ironic photos and signs - including my favorite: a pickup truck on the Autobahn with a Confederate Flag on its tailgate.
Last, there are a handful of photos from Munich, including obligatory shots of river surfers at Englischer Garten.
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| 11.08.08 |
Monday |
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- Italy's Amalfi Coast
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Since we were driving to Pompeii anyway, we decided to brave the nearby Almalfi coast - despite the heat, hoards of European vacationers and, of course, the prices that go with that. All said, I'm glad we did it because it was certainly beautiful - although I'm sure there are plenty of similar places in the world that aren't as widely publicized and, therefore, a lot less crowded. We ended up paying more for our room here than in overpriced Rome - and while the place was, admittedly, overlooking the ocean, it was also not nearly as nice. One consolation to this was that the food was surprisingly cheaper and notably better.
I don't usually post vertically oriented photographs, but this is one area that's especially hard to capture in a landscape format and so I'm breaking with tradition.
We had been told (by our tour book) that while it's worth driving in Italy, only an idiot drives the Almalfi Coast. This scared Katie since we heard no such warnings about the dirt logging road we took across a mountain range in Guatemala which, while beautiful, was truly hair-raising. By contrast, though, this road was a dream: paved, guard rails, two lanes, painted lines, no boulders or sink holes, etc. The only piece remotely similar to Guatemala was when two busses tried to pass on a tight corner. That said, both Italy and Guatemala roads did have 500 foot cliffs that the roads wound around which offered amazing views - and, between the two, this is one case where Italy wins: combine the heights, oceans and cliff-side villages and you end up with something quite spectacular.
Nonetheless, it's worth noting that due to Amalfi's popularity, many Europeans are starting to take their summer holiday in Latin America since it offers surprisingly similar landscapes at 1/10th the crowds and costs. And, for Americans looking to travel to Italy, I strongly recommend considering Central America instead - and particularly Guatemala. That remains my best travel experience to date in terms of adventure, beauty, culture, history, and even food (surprisingly). More and more people are going to Central America, though, and I think there's a small window before treasures like Guatemala become no different than any of the Caribbean Islands or even Costa Rica.
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| 10.08.08 |
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| 02:39 pm
- "A perfectly squiffy jag"
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Someone asked me where the subtitle for my blog came from, so I decided to dig up the reference, straight from "Art of Kissing" (1936), as the overall context is more interesting than the specific reference:Some few years ago, a very peculiar kissing custom arose which deserves mention here because, from it, we can learn how to adapt the method to our modem devices. At that time, when young people got together, they held, what was then known as, "electric kissing parties." Young people are ever on the outlook for novel ways of entertaining themselves. In fact, when ether was first developed as an anesthetic, the young bloods of the town used to form "ether-sniffing" parties in which they got a perfectly squiffy ether "jag." But to return to the "electric kisses." An excerpt from a contemporary writer will, perhaps, give us some idea of what happened.
'The ladies and gentlemen range themselves about the room. In leap year the ladies select a partner, and together they shuffle about on the carpet until they are charged with electricity, the lights in the room having been first turned low. Then they kiss in the dark; and make the sparks fly for the amusement of the onlookers.' [More]
Clearly, I need to throw an electric kissing party.
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