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Home Alone 4, part 2.

17.12.08 Wednesday
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There's no food in the house, so I'm drinking beer.

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[info]popcultureicon [17.12.08::10:10]
Fuck yes!
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[info]amphitrite8 [17.12.08::10:10]
brilliant!
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[info]suxdonut [17.12.08::10:12]
post again when u are drunk, k
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that's not as bad as it sounds - [info]katethoughts [17.12.08::10:16]
you know, Guinness actually contains NUTRIENTS that are good for you. They used to recommend it in the UK to pregnant women to help the fetuses grow up strong!
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[info]uncelestial [17.12.08::10:40]
Little known fact about Home Alone.

In the original script, the kid captures the theives -- who you are supposed to root for -- and tortures them mercilessly. It was supposed to be a "Lil' Bastard" horror flick (a la The Omen).
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[info]herbaliser [17.12.08::10:58]
Dammit. That actually sounds like a movie I saw once, where people break into someone's house, who is actually a psycho, and the person ties them up and tortures them. Did I imagine this?
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[info]tyrven [17.12.08::11:48]
It's been years since I've seen that movie but -- isn't that exactly what happens? Although in that slap-stick / cartoon way where you can pretend that the kid isn't actually a complete monster? I seem to recall electrocution.
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[info]uncelestial [18.12.08::12:14]
No, the kid merely foils the theives and everything is done with the pretense of self-defense. In the original script the theives are captured in the basement and subjected to torture and you follow their exploits as they try to escape. BLOOD IS DRAWN
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[info]uncelestial [18.12.08::12:14]
"Home Alone" begins to mean that no one is there to tell the kid not to do the terrible things, or help the theives.
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[info]llarian [17.12.08::10:44]
Nothing wrong with that. I approve. =)
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[info]kety [17.12.08::11:04]
I am in a similar state but I found some dried mangos. However, a beer would really complete my nutritionally balanced meal.

Trade?
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[info]patrick [18.12.08::12:10]
me too
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[info]mcfnord [18.12.08::12:47]
i ride down 10th at all evening and night time hours. if i see your light on, i will knock on your door, and we can explode something and evade police after the beer's gone.
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[info]lormagins [18.12.08::02:10]
Heh. I've been drinking beer at work, while on the clock.
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[info]wolfwoman2003 [18.12.08::02:23]
X-Hubbies 1 and 2 both said, "There's a porkchop in every beer." The evidence of this phenomenon were their beer bellies.
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[info]tyrven [18.12.08::02:24]
Hahah. Unfortunately, I have the same evidence. I blame Katie. I didn't even drink beer before I met her!
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[info]hdog [18.12.08::04:31]
Nothing wrong with a few carbohydrates!
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[info]sarevilo [18.12.08::04:54]
Did amazon fail to deliver again today? I swear I tried to get you food.
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