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20.07.09 Monday
01:53 pm - The Ugly Girl.
Everyone knows the ugly girl - although you may be forgiven for not recognizing her at first. From a block away you are aware of her trim figure, confident strut and designer rags. She moves with a purpose not afforded women who take their looks for granted. She bathes in the glances, gawks and double takes knowing her fifteen minutes will not last.

And yet even then you may not recognize her. Not until your eyes meet and you witness that glint of resentment. At that point you know her. You remember her. Perhaps it was middle school, or before. The thick glasses, the braces. The baby fat ten years past baby. She awkwardly holds books to her chest while you and your friends walk past her, unaware.

Of course, it was you. Or someone cut from the same arrogant chauvinism as you. Someone with the same interlocking anatomy who only noticed her once she had bloomed.

Once ugly, always ugly. She may marry the prince, but she'll never forgive him.


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07.04.09 Tuesday
10:35 pm - I want this poster.




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23.10.08 Thursday
12:57 pm - Iris and Cooper





The unholy offspring of [info]getlocalgirl and [info]caseyplusplus.


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11.11.07 Sunday
02:37 pm - Dead Baby Jokes


Stolen from [info]uncelestial. I was mildly amused up until the third frame, at which point I honestly couldn't stop laughing.


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05.09.07 Wednesday
02:14 pm - Pre-Order Brides
MarryYourDaughter.com. Brilliant.


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11.08.07 Saturday
10:33 am - "I'd love to tug those rings just a little with my teeth."
In response to a photo I posted, [info]thaumata asks:
    so, i am curious about something: as a woman, every time i post any kind of even slightly risque photo, i can expect sleazy comments from strangers that i've never even heard of. i mean, i can post an empty shoe and get six comments from the foot guys, and there are obviously tons of men trolling for boobies on flickr, which entertains me to no end. (they are called lives... look into it...)

    but as a girl, i'm really used to this. i expect it. but i always wonder what, as a guy posting photos of women, you think about comments like this, and what it makes you think about the other people who share your gender.

    thoughts?

    ps - someone should tell that guy that beautiful has a U.
My response: People like sex. )

Which is why I'm officially announcing my decision to become a erotic porn photographer. Who's my first subject? Besides Sid?


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09.08.07 Thursday
11:33 am - Write my Epitath.
Various recent events have reminded me that, counter to popular belief, I may not be immortal. With that in mind, I'd like to be prepared with an epitath. What would you write on my tombstone? Anonymous comments enabled, of course.


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07.06.07 Thursday
07:10 pm - Those Crazy Mormons.
My dad loaned us Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer on audio CD, and Katie has been listening to it pretty much non-stop for the last few days. I haven't been listening too closely to it, but this particular clip caught my ear...

"During pretrial hearings, Ron's behavior in the courtroom served to underscore his lawyers' contention that he was mentally incompetent. He appeared with a cloth sign attached to the seat of his prison jumpsuit that read, EXIT ONLY; his attorneys explained that he wore the sign to ward off the Mormon angel Moroni, who Ron believed was an evil homosexual spirit trying to invade his body through his anus. He believed that this same sodomizing spirit had already taken possession of Judge Hansen's body, which is why Ron made a point of shouting profanities at the judge and addressing him with such epithets as 'Punky Brewster' and 'fucking punk.'"


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