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15.11.08 Saturday
02:08 pm - John's Birthday Party


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[info]uncelestial had a pretty epic birthday party at his new home last night. The best addition (which I'm totally going to gank for my next theme party) was a greenscreen photobooth with 20+ backgrounds. Of course, the 9/11 background was the most popular - you just can't go wrong with exploding planes.

I was in a quiet mood last night and took quite a few photos, although my camera managed to make the rounds so I'm looking forward to what debauchery found its way onto my memory card. Of course, I still haven't posted photos from my halloween party yet so we'll see if I ever get around to going through them.



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23.04.08 Wednesday
08:51 am - Drink Till She's Cute
I want to create a site that is basically like Hot or Not, but instead of rating people on some abstract numeric scale you'll simply indicate the number of beers it would take.


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16.12.07 Sunday
05:47 pm - WIFI Networks
The other day [info]caseyplusplus pointed out that one of his neighbors had a wireless network called CrotchRaiders "CrotchCapers". This resulted in speculation as to which neighbor owned the network.

What is your wireless network called? What about your neighbors?
  • BeeBug Link

  • dsus4dsus2

  • Ithaeland (mine)

  • Khalsa

  • madden net

  • NETGEAR

  • magnisonu

  • TUX


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01.12.07 Saturday
06:07 pm - Apple Upgrades, Quality vs. Cost.
It's remarkable just how much Apple marks up their upgrades. Many people respect Apple for the simplicity of their product offerings and they really capitalize upon that in their accessories: both hard drives and memory are priced on a linear scale, despite the fact that the industry standard hardware is priced on a non-linear distribution. The base cost of their computers aren't bad at all (if you factor in the base quality of their components), but if you upgrade with Apple you are getting robbed.

Memory Prices ). The Bell Curve: Ego and Ignorance ). Quality vs. Price ).


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12:44 pm - Hardware performance, system bloat and why you should uninstall McAfee.
I'm fascinated by how many people I know upgrade their computers every couple years - even though what we do with them hasn't changed all that much.

That made sense in the 80s and 90s when the limits of the technology were obvious when we bought them - for instance, not having enough memory to have Word and Photoshop open simultaneously or it taking 20 seconds to perform basic operations on large photographs. Unless you're working with videos or doing heavy computations (e.g., Katie's math stuff), though, computers that are several years old should more than meet today's needs - at least, one would think.

A Rant ). Relating this to OSS and OOP ). And Moore's Law ). Building The Cube ).

I could go on but this is already the longest blog post I've ever written and one that will likely only interest two-three people who actually read what I write. Plus it's snowing and despite the fact that I live in a lifeless slice of middle-class suburbia where every house is a clone of its neighbor, it is actually remarkably beautiful when it snows here. Meaning I'm distracted and the last thing I want to do is spend the day typing at the machine.


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18.06.07 Monday
01:32 pm - Tagging this blog is a felony



I actually took this photo a long time ago, but I think I forgot to post it. This sign found near [info]goldfischegirl's house on an abandoned factory.



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14.04.07 Saturday
12:18 pm - My new nerd blog.
For those of you tired of me geeking out here, you'll be relieved to know that I've started a separate blog off my company's website for technology, development and management topics. For the couple of you who actually read that stuff, you can find the new blog at blogs.ignia.com (RSS: Feedburner, [info]jeremycaneydev). Note that I won't be monitoring the local LJ feed for comments.

It's probably not that exciting unless you're a developer. Or a really dedicated stalker.


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12.11.06 Sunday
03:01 pm - Guess it's time to get a new text editor.
[2006-11-02: REVISION 1324]

[REMOVED] TextMate no longer pays tribute to human sacrifices, rape, nor does it show a picture of the God of the deaths in your dock -- ticket 945BEB5D


Current Music: The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu

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27.08.06 Sunday
12:05 pm - When nerds fly.
[info]audiguy sent me this first person account of a guy who accidentally dropped his iPod in the toilet on an airplane, causing the entire flight to be rerouted and searched. Oops.

This reminds me of something I saw a few years ago, before September 11th. There was a huge hold up at the metal detector; it ended up taking about thirty minutes to make it through. At the front there was a crowd of police, security officers and customs officials. This was before they had the onsite screening rooms, so you could see everything.

Anyway, the commotion was centered around this guy that was the total poster boy for nerd stereotypes. He was trying to bring on the plane a suitcase full of computer parts. Every nerd has a box of this stuff at home; old couplers, random cables, a few odd sticks of RAM, various boards, possibly a soldering iron - but to the untrained eye it could easily be mistaken for a bomb. I can't even imagine the rundown you'd get for something like that today.

Only somewhat related: When I was a kid, I used to love playing scavenger hunts and would organize one for every excuse I could find for a party. My favorite place to go for scavenger hunts was the airport. This is before they required a ticket to get into the terminals (remember that?). So I'd go to the airport ahead of time with my pockets full of random trinkets like magnets, hooks, tubes/fuses, etc and hide them all around the airport. Sometimes these scavenger hunts would be augmented with challenge/response phrases that I'd either give to random strangers who were on long layovers or to friends of my parents who agreed to help. And then twenty minutes later you'd have twenty or so kids let loose on the airport tearing the place apart looking for these trinkets and harassing passengers.

I guess I'll never be doing that again - ha.


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15.08.06 Tuesday
02:20 pm - Blind Date (via [info]popcultureicon)
File under "Why didn't I think of this?". Automate date planning. Brilliant. And fun.


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22.05.06 Monday
12:29 am - Online Prostitution Goes Public
To:JohnS@komotv.com
Date:May 22, 2006
Subject:Selling sex online


Thanks for your insightful investigation about selling sex online.

It really bothers me that Craigslist doesn’t take responsibility for the content other people post on their site. I’m sure Craig has gotten filthy rich off people selling prostitution via his free web service. And the audacity to expect the community to monitor his site for him!

Based on your article, you may be interested in covering a similar situation that has fallen underneath the legal radar for years. In my neighborhood (out in Bothell) there is a municipal park with a public bulletin board in it (nothing fancy like Craigslist, just an old fashioned cork board). Similar to Craigslist, though, it is unmonitored by the owners - my very own city government!

The other day I walked past it and saw a girl advertising "baby-sitting" services. Is she over eighteen? Do her parents know she’s doing this? Is she reporting her income to the IRS? More importantly, what else might she be selling? It appalls me that my tax dollars are going to support this type of negligence.

I expect depravity and the corruption of youth from the Internet. I mean, it’s the same forum that brought us pornography and MySpace. I expect government to hold itself to a higher level of public responsibility, though.

I’d love to see you cover this in a follow-up investigation.

Sincerely,
Jeremy Caney
A concerned citizen


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19.04.06 Wednesday
02:50 am - What's black and white and red all over?
I just added a movie called Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine to my Netflix queue. It's only received a two star rating, but with the following description I couldn't pass it up:
    Set during the Inquisition, this erotic horror flick tells the story of a depraved abbess and her young novices, who dive into the murky waters of mental illness and carnal lust. The sisters are exposed when a young lover tries to kidnap his bride from the convent and witnesses their outrageous behavior. If the young man doesn't save his love from the insanity before the Inquisitors arrive, everyone will be executed!
And speaking of lustful nuns... )

On that note, the best quote from Black Narcissus: Q - "What will the nuns eat?" A - "Sausages! They will eat sausages". Just in case you were curious.


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24.02.06 Friday
12:59 pm - "Would you like to play a game of chess?"

Shipping (UPS vs. FedEx) = contestent for the top five most boring entries of the year )

Nonetheless, UPS has the best computerized phone system I've ever had the displeasure of talking to. It's truly remarkable. I recommend calling it even if you don't have a package from them just to witness how far voice systems have come (in the US: 1-800-742-5877). I tried mumbling and using different words ("correct", "right", "yes", "confirmed"; "zero", "oh", etc) but it always understood. Beyond the voice recognition the text-to-speech engine is really impressive and hardly irritating; they even built in inflection into parts of it, it seems. Nonetheless, should you want to talk to a person, you have to press "zero" a couple times (even though it's not on the voice menu) for the opportunity to talk to someone far less competent than their computer system. When the AI informs you that "The operator won't have any more information than I've already given you, are you sure you want do connect to an agent?" she it isn't joking.

Conclusion: Apparently UPS invested their IT budget into their phone system whereas FedEx put it into their online package tracking and customer service. In the future I'll pay the extra money for reliable service.


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15.02.06 Wednesday
08:41 pm - Apple, revisited
I bought my PowerBook four months ago; as I've gotten more familiar with the operating system, I've been able to further refine my original praises and criticisms of the platform. Some of the things that annoyed me the first week I no longer notice -- or were disproven by education. Conversely, things that I adored I find I never actually use.

Mac vs. Windows )

Revisiting initial impressions )

I can definitely see myself buying another Mac in the future; perhaps whatever Intel-based workstation replaces the G5. Although if the option becomes available to run Windows Vista it's hard to say which path I'll choose; I'm far more loyal to Mac's hardware than I am their software.


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05.02.06 Sunday
07:35 pm - A helpful tip
"The Nipples MUST be tightened by hand. Using tools to tighten the nipples may break the tip of the nipples." (Source).


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27.01.06 Friday
01:47 pm - Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you



Abstract: Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified.

These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC).

Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

[Source; from [info]sarevilo]


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14.12.05 Wednesday
12:33 am - Powerbook Killer

At Katie's department's white elephant exchange, I won a new laptop. The most impressive features: it's less than a pound, it comes preinstalled with several games and runs on standard batteries without a dependency on an electrical outlet. I love it.


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11.12.05 Sunday
05:19 pm - RAW Workflow Applications
As my daily work favors photography over design I've found myself using RAW workflow applications more than Photoshop. The vast majority of what I'm doing is determining color correction and stylistic modifications (such as adjusting for black and white) and then batch exporting images to full size JPGs for print and watermarked images for the web. The only time I specifically open Photoshop is to do basic touch-up work (e.g., air brushing).

The following is a quick review of the most popular four RAW workflow applications:

None of these reviews are comprehensive by any means. Many of these products have additional features that I didn't evaluate and which may or may not be of value. Adobe's offerring, for instance, provides a lot of integration with Photoshop, InDesign and Illustrator including the ability to export contact sheets or web pages. Apple's Aperture is also very feature rich and includes a book designer, dynamically updated web pages, light board features and a number of other capabilities that I found interesting but not particularly compelling for my needs.

Ultimately, I think that Apple Aperture shows a lot of potential but isn't even close to living up to Apple's marketing hype (especially on the performance front). I am tempted to move over to Aperture for weddings simply because of the versioning feature (which is helpful when producing, say, both a color and black and white set of the same images). If you own Photoshop and do a lot of Photoshop work on your images then I think Bridge is a good product with really valuable integration into other products; it will take some getting used to, though, as it's not as streamlined. If you are on the PC, definitely download the trial or free version of RAWShooter; if you are on a slow machine, don't have Photoshop or don't need Photoshop for most of your editing this is an exceptional tool. And last, while Capture One is popular software I think it is overpriced and hardly a pleasure to work with; check out the free trial if you're curious, but I'm unsure why it's so highly praised.


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08.12.05 Thursday
03:46 pm - Mac Harddrive Space
Last night, I realized that my 80GB harddrive had about 10GB free. This was a bit baffling since I have the same basic programs installed as I did on my PC (which only have a 20GB drive and never exceeded 15GB used); also the only data I store on my computer is my working photo directory (normally no larger than 10GB).

Part of this issue is a topic I previously complained about, which is that desite the myth that applications are self-contained, they actually dump support and user files in several places on the harddrive; deleting the .app file in /applications/ orphans these files (just like in Windows, except that most Windows apps now have uninstall programs). Another factor is preinstalled software that is likely taking up more space than you may think. Fortunately, I have a freeware utility called WhatSize that helps track down the space (highly recommended).

How to regain 5GB+ disk space on your Mac harddrive )

After this much needed cleanup I now have 36GB free. And 10GB more marked for evaluation.


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25.11.05 Friday
10:38 pm - Stealth
Katie and I are about to watch this movie called Stealth. The premise? A Stealth jet gets hit by lightening and develops a mind of its own. I shit you not. Needless to say, we're both pretty damned excited. This promises to be damned fine cinema; not just an action movie, but an important exploration of the potential issues of untamed technology. I'm waiting for Katie to join me; just listening to the DVD menu music, though, is totally getting my adrenaline going.


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01.11.05 Tuesday
01:08 am - Fairly Entertaining...
I just installed this widget for OS X that sends text messages to cell phones. As an optional feature, it allows you to cross-post messages to smspeeping.com, where you can find messages such as:

"19:56:10 I got mad cuz when marc told u to suck his dick, u just did it. and I asked u to suck my dick u told me no."


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30.10.05 Sunday
05:53 pm - NextSTEP/Cocoa Class Clusters
"A class cluster is an abstract class and a set of private concrete subclasses for which the abstract class acts as an umbrella interface. Depending on the context (particularly the method you use to create an object), an instance of the appropriate optimized class is returned to you. NSString and NSMutableString, for example, act as brokers for instances of various private subclasses optimized for different kinds of storage needs. Over the years the set of concrete classes has changed several times without breaking applications."

That's awesome. I'm really starting to appreciate Cocoa.


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26.10.05 Wednesday
09:55 pm - Virtual PC
I am installing WindowsXP on my PowerBook. I had to laugh when the installation screen said, "Your PC will be faster and more reliable than ever before". Mac users must get a kick out of that.

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24.10.05 Monday
01:18 am - Mac v. Windows Thoughts
I've finally decided that I like my Mac, after hours of tweaking it to better meet my needs and tastes. It seems to have some sort of hardware problems (screen, harddrive), however, so I may need to send it back for repairs.
Although, until I get these hardware problems fixed I'm having a hard time appreciating it at all (the speakers make noise when I type; the harddrive makes a squeaking noise and hangs certain applications when being accessed).


Current Music: Regina Spektor: Soviet Kitsch

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01.07.03 Tuesday
01:28 pm - Audiopad: This is Fucking Cool
Audiopad: This is pretty slick...
    It is a composition and performance instrument for electronic music which tracks the positions of objects on a tabletop surface and converts their motion into music. One can pull sounds from a giant set of samples, juxtapose archived recordings against warm synthetic melodies, cut between drum loops to create new beats, and apply digital processing all at the same time on the same table. Audiopad not only allows for spontaneous reinterpretation of musical compositions, but also creates a visual and tactile dialogue between itself, the performer, and the audience.
Check out the videos on the page if you have a fast connection (or are into either music or interface design enough to patiently download a 10+MB file over a slower connection). This is precisely how electronic interfaces should be, and the application of the technology couldn't be more appropriate.

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