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20.10.08 Monday
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Women are total pigs. - lormagins [20.10.08::09:31]
#1: Seattle sucks for dating because it's full of retards. Yes, it is. That doesn't mean everyone in Seattle is retarded, just a large portion of the population.

#2: Nice guys are annoying. I don't want to be your mom/faghag/whatever.

#3: 'Bad guys', aka the ones that lech or ogle your tits or whatever are not what we're looking for in a bad guy. Frat boys ogle, bad guys don't have to.

#4: The 'bad guys' we're actually wanting are assertive, confident, intelligent, independent, with a little of what some might call 'pig' behavior, but not boorish, infantile, squishy, or needy. See the difference?

Here's the thing: Perfection doesn't exist, and what's left isn't really worth my time. I absolutely agree that women in Seattle are evil bitches and the men are bitter pussies. They can all have each other, and their sock-infested birkenstocks.

#5: Good god, bacon sounds wonderful right now. I haven't had bacon in like, a year. MMMMMM. Bacon. :D