You need one of those maternity pillows
that are marketed toward pregnant women. They are HUGE.
But do you have all those little pillows made out of attractive but scratchy fabrics and hold no real use as a pillow other than to look mildly interesting next to the eight million other pillows? Useful pillows are one thing, but all those extra pillows that do nothing except lay around like some cheap whore? What are those about? I might even forgive the existence of a bolster as it does something.